My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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