Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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