If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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