I didn't shave. On purpose
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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