Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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