So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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