Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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