i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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