Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
