That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry š¬
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being āgoodā and 10 being ābanging a studentās fatherā, how bad is it that Iām banging a studentās father?
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