He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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