In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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