I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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