I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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