I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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