So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
