The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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