I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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