Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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