I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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