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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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