Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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