do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
be right there i have to get my cape
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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