If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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