Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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