jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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