This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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