I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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