i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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