i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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