Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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