he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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