Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Randomize
