Sry I called you an 8
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
