He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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