North Korea, Best Korea!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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