I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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