Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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