I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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