im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
All I want is dick and wine.
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