I feel great
I just peed on a car
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
