question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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