And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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