it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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