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She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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