I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My balls are so social today.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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