i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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