I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
How external is "for external use only"?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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