never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
