you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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