I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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