are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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